"And modest, too!"

To which I reply with an equally unoriginal and overused piece of sarcasm, "Ohh, aren't you clever?"

Look, ladies and gents who aren't reading this blog, you fail in your attempt at humor. You say, "People laugh, though!" That's because they are equally humorless, or are just trying to be nice. I used to be one of those nice people. Now I will just stare, most uncomfortably, at you.

You do know what I'm talking about, don't you? You know, when a person is listing his achievements or totally awesomez characteristics, and at the end of the list, another person says, in an annoyingly chipper and self-satisfied voice, "And modest, too!" Sometimes both things are said by the same person. STFU, mofo.

This bit of hate goes under my larger category of of hate, titled, "People who tell unoriginal and unfunny jokes without any irony + People who laugh at these jokes as though it's the first time they have heard them (i.e. Death by Katunga, or however the hell it's spelled)". Then there is the, "People who continue to tell Monty Python jokes as though no one has ever heard the line, 'It's only a flesh wound'" category.