Why? For the love of Jesus H., why does anyone think it's "cool" to frost their tips? It's just plain hideous. But to answer my own question, I'll tell you who frosts their tips: Christian men. Let me get specific -- Christian men who live in North Dallas, listen to God-rock, use terms like "whazzup, bro?", and probably teach a Sunday school class for 3. You know the ones, don't act like you don't. There was always that creepy guy at church who'd lead the music worship that had something... peculiar about him. Can't put your finger on the peculiarness? I'll refresh your memory: the motherfucker had frosted tips. Men who frost their tips are also likely to enjoy drinking Becks ("near beer"). They are likely to strike up a conversation with you about your "personal lord and savior" while you're waiting in line to renew your driver's license -- probably interjecting a few "bro"s and "righteous"s along the way.
When I see frosted tips, I head for the hills.
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I believe the term you were looking for was "Christian youth ministers".
Elaboration, though, made for amusement.
"Christian youth ministers."
That's right.
Fuckers.
My brain is kind of jellified today.
*pops a couple of Excedrin*
I hate these bastards.
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