Putting the "moron" into "oxymoron".

"Jumbo shrimp" is not an oxymoron. Stop using that as an example. "Shrimp", in that example, is a noun, not an adjective. You cannot have the opposite or a contradiction of a noun. Therefore, "jumbo shrimp" is not a motherfucking oxymoron.

Quit using that as a common example of an oxymoron. You don't do yourself any favors if you do.

And, also, stop using "Microsoft Works" (lolololololol) or "Army intelligence" (lolololololololololololol). They're neither oxymorons nor funny "oxymorons".

And quit being fucking stupid. All of you.